Hijinx
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Hijinx — A public profile: handle, bio, images, and join date.
Overview
Hijinx is neat
| Username | Hijinx |
|---|---|
| Joined At | 4/8/2026 |
| Headshot Url | renders/items/avatar_headshot_4_1790433901834.png |
| Avatar Url | renders/items/avatar_full_4_1790433901834.png |
| Blurb | untitled-sandbox director of operations & administration |
| Bio | • he/him • [email protected] • |
| Banner Color | Slate |
Source: /user/profile/4
Trivia
Hijinx is widely regarded as the most delusional and violent USBX staff member. Hijinx is also an avid user of Reddit and 4Chan. Hijinx was charged with 6 counts of felony assault in 2003.
History
Hijinx was born August 11, 1983 to a single father, P. P. Mugger. Hijinx was immediately abandoned and sent in a cardboard box to the UK, where he discovered his love for drinking. When Hijinx was 42, he discovered a small project called Untitled-Sandbox, where he soon became a staff member, and later reunited with his long-lost father, however unfortunately due to extremely unfortunate events, Hijinx's long-lost father died soon after due to an overdose of alcohol. The death of his father caused Hijinx to start having schizophrenic episodes about a man named 'Archibald' which eventually lead to him inventing Multiverse Travel, however this came at the cost of an inventor from another universe entering ours and destroying his invention and lobotomizing him out of jealousy, which thus caused Hijinx's delusions to become more extreme as shown by the 2026 Archibald ARG.
References
Everyone Archibald ARG
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